var fun = new Array(); fun[0] = "\"There are only two ways to live your life: one is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle.\"

Albert Einstein"; fun[1] = "\"I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\" "; fun[2] = "\"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.\" "; fun[3] = "\"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?\" "; fun[4] = "\"If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?\" "; fun[5] = "\"The sting of poor quality or service lingers far longer than the satisfaction of low price!\" "; fun[6] = "\"A closed mouth gathers no feet.\" "; fun[7] = "\"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.\"

Ronald Reagan"; fun[8] = "\"Remember half the people in the world are below average.\" "; fun[9] = "\"To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question…. or is it?.\" "; fun[10] = "\"As I said before, I never repeat myself.\" "; fun[11] = "\"Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.\" "; fun[12] = "\"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.\" "; fun[13] = "\"Suburbia: where they tear out the trees then name streets after them.\" "; fun[14] = "\"Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.\" "; fun[15] = "\"Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.\" "; fun[16] = "\"How can you be a good cookie if you have a crummy attitude?\" "; fun[17] = "\"I have a good memory, only it doesn’t last very long.\" "; fun[18] = "\"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.\" "; fun[19] = "\"The Taxpayer: That’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination\"

Ronald Reagan"; fun[20] = "\"Put you hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty woman for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’s relativity.\"

Albert Einstein"; fun[21] = "\"Logic will get you from A to B - imagination will take you anywhere.\" "; fun[22] = "\"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.\"

Will Rogers"; fun[23] = "\"You can’t please everyone, so you got to please yourself.\"

Ricky Nelson"; fun[24] = "\"Income taxes have made more liars out of the American people than golf.\"

Will Rogers"; fun[25] = "\"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out"; fun[26] = "\"Glory is fleeting, Obscurity is forever"; fun[11] = "\"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.\"

Albert Einstein"; fun[27] = "\"I don’t know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned with who his grandson will be.\"

Abraham Lincoln"; fun[28] = "\"A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.\"

Groucho Marx"; fun[29] = "\"The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.\"

Harry Truman"; fun[30] = "\"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program\"

Ronald Reagan"; fun[31] = "\"Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.\"

Mark Twain"; fun[32] = "\"I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist it.\"

Mae West"; fun[33] = "\"Ending a sentence with a proposition is something up with which we will not put.\"

Winston Churchill"; fun[34] = "\"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.\"

Winston Churchill"; fun[35] = "\"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.\"

Winston Churchill"; fun[36] = "\"I don’t want to make the wrong mistake.\"

Yogi Berra"; fun[37] = "\"It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.\"

Yogi Berra"; fun[38] = "\"You can observe a lot just by watching.\"

Yogi Berra"; fun[39] = "\"When you come to a fork in the road, take it.\"

Yogi Berra"; fun[40] = "\"Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.\"

Ronald Reagan"; fun[41] = "\"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.\"

Vince Lombardi"; fun[42] = "\"If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.\"

Vince Lombardi"; fun[43] = "\"Common sense is not so common.\"

Voltaire"; fun[44] = "\"Eighty percent of success is showing up.\"

Woody Allen"; fun[45] = "\"Never confuse motion with action.\"

Benjamin Franklin"; fun[46] = "\"Initiative is doing the right thing without being told.\"

Victor Hugo"; fun[47] = "\"I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.\"

Bill Cosby"; fun[48] = "\"You always pass failure on the way to success.\"

Mickey Rooney"; fun[49] = "\"That which costs little is less valued.\"

Cervantes"; fun[50] = "\"Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.\"

Ronald Reagan"; fun[51] = "\"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.\"

Rita Mae Brown"; fun[52] = "\"“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing!\"

George Bernard Shaw"; fun[53] = "\"Never be afraid to try something new.\" "; fun[54] = "\"Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.\" "; fun[56] = "\"There are 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary and those that don’t.\" "; fun[57] = "\"Perfection = Procrastination = Paralysis\" "; fun[58] = "\"Press on. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.\" "; fun[59] = "\"“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.\"

Margaret Mead"; fun[60] = "\"Don't count the days, make the days count.\" "; fun[61] = "\"I intend to live forever - so far, so good\" "; fun[62] = "\"Wa, wa wa wa wa wa\"

Peter Frampton"; fun[63] = "\"After it rains, there’s a rainbow\"

Simon & Garfunkel"; fun[64] = "\"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco\"

Mark Twain"; fun[65] = "\"People seldom hit what they do not aim at.\"

Henry David Thoreau"; fun[66] = "\"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.\"

Phyllis Diller"; fun[67] = "\"You never finish first by just following others.\" "; fun[68] = "\"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present.\" "; fun[69] = "\"Don't worry... be happy.\"

Bobby McFerrin"; fun[70] = "\"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.\"

Anonymous"; fun[71] = "\"The secret of getting ahead is getting started.\" "; fun[72] = "\"Remember the top banana is supported by the rest of the bunch.\" "; fun[73] = "\"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.\" "; fun[74] = "\"A mind is like an umbrella; it only functions when it’s open.\" "; fun[75] = "\"We can’t help everyone, but we can help someone.\" "; fun[76] = "\"Think big thoughts, but relish small pleasures.\" "; fun[77] = "\"Winner’s never quit and quitters never win.\" "; fun[78] = "\"To see what is in front of one’s nose is a constant struggle.\" "; fun[79] = "\"The first gift we bestow on others is a good example.\" "; fun[80] = "\"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never fully believe them.\"

Abraham Lincoln"; fun[81] = "\"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny, when the government fears the people, there is liberty.\"

Thomas Jefferson"; function anyone(position) { whichone = Math.floor(Math.random() * position); return whichone; }